RUN KYRIE! RUN AS FAR AWAY FROM CLEVELAND AS YOU CAN!

Look, even DJ is embarrassed for you.

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Heat To Put Some Of LeBron's 'People' On Payroll

As if Eric Spoelstra wasn’t castrated enough, now he gets to brown-nose some never-employed-before homeboy asking for more “cham-pag-nee”.