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Because we at NBAO think about you, here is an early Valentine’s gift for all the basketball ladies.

So girl close the blinds, let your hair down, light up that Red Velvet™ Yankee Candle, and enjoy this video of Tim Duncan doing outlet passes set to Keith Sweat*. 

*to be read in the smooth, dulcet tones of Boyz II Men’s Michael McCary

(via TBJ & 48minutesofhell)

Girl, let’s go on a vacation. Two plane tickets for San Antoń, we’ll see the boys in black dish it out, then check into the Sweat Hotel. Much like Tim Duncan, I’m a team player, and I’m always gonna feed it upcourt to you.

In other, almost crazier news, the San Antonio Spurs went Trick-or-Treating.

All photos via Stephen Jackson’s twitter, natch.

OH FUCK

OH FUCK

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“HEY! Use the SALAD fork, you uneducated, dimwitted rapscallion!”

“HEY! Use the SALAD fork, you uneducated, dimwitted rapscallion!”

Look at this Tim Duncan fan. (tweet via @treykirby)

Look at this Tim Duncan fan.

(tweet via @treykirby)

Tim Duncan successfully reattaches his arm after it had fallen off. Like most 200 year-old bodies, certain limbs will begin to decompose and fall off  the torso. In all seriousness though, why does nobody ever talk about the Spurs? I never hear any analyst talk about what’s good, what’s bad, anything at all about the Spurs. It’s weird. (pic via 24seconds)

Tim Duncan successfully reattaches his arm after it had fallen off. Like most 200 year-old bodies, certain limbs will begin to decompose and fall off  the torso.

In all seriousness though, why does nobody ever talk about the Spurs? I never hear any analyst talk about what’s good, what’s bad, anything at all about the Spurs. It’s weird.

(pic via 24seconds)

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“If you’re ever gonna want to be better than me, young fella, you’re gonna have to win THIS many titles!” “Um… ‘kay.”

“If you’re ever gonna want to be better than me, young fella, you’re gonna have to win THIS many titles!”

“Um… ‘kay.”

“You all dragged my ass away from the retirement community for this shit? You’re damn lucky I don’t give you a whoopin’ with my cane!” Fun fact: Tim Duncan is only 34. Funny how basketball skews our perception of age to the point we think a 34 year-old man is on the brink of needing an oxygen tank. (pic via 24seconds)

“You all dragged my ass away from the retirement community for this shit? You’re damn lucky I don’t give you a whoopin’ with my cane!”

Fun fact: Tim Duncan is only 34. Funny how basketball skews our perception of age to the point we think a 34 year-old man is on the brink of needing an oxygen tank.

(pic via 24seconds)

Kevin Love’s not an All-Star, but Tim Duncan, Paul Pierce and Chris Bosh are?

Also, how over-represented are the Celtics in this thing? I get it, they’re a good team. That doesn’t mean every fucking player is an all-star. Idiots.

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Tim Duncan x Arrested Development

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Tim Duncan is much cooler than one thinks.

@Suga_Shane

“This is a very hot mission. We should call it, Operation Hot Manu.”