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As much as I enjoy ESPN’s NBA team with Magic, Simmons, Jalen, and Wilbon, you’re simply never going to get ragging as good as the guys dish it on Charles after seeing this video.

Favorite line: Shaq calling young Charles a “Jarret Jack looking motha-” on live television.

Finally, Shaq-Fu gets the sequel it deserves: a fictional one.

(via r/gaming)

“Shaq, your mouth is promulgated in such a manner that it is believed to be closely related to the Sarlaac Pits of Tatooine, their tentacles proliferating to entrap the young rapscallion Han Solo.”

“I’m just hungry.”

nbadoppelgangers:

Shaq coughs up a lung on TNT Halftime Show seeing Doppelgangers.

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This clip also serves as evidence as to how great/terrible/ridiculous Inside the NBA is. Why are Barkley and Shaq wearing swimcaps? I don’t know. Why are they just sitting around and laughing at twitter? I don’t know. But it’s wonderful stuff.

Kobe: I’m really glad we decided to take this photo, Shaq. This will truly be a timeless image.

Shaq: After we’ve won our 14th consecutive championship with one another, we’ll look back and realize that our friendship is as timeless as these totally not ridiculous leather jackets.

Kobe: I concur with all of those statements!

[Editor’s note:  :’(  ]

YABBA DABBA DOO, BITCH!

Shaquille O’Neal.

I’m fine with this being out of context.

  • Shaq:

    I was once traded while eating cereal with my son Shareef.

  • Chuck:

    What kind of cereal was it?

  • Shaq:

    Frosted Flakes... WITH THE BANANAS!

“A source? I work for people, I mean, I don’t like have a source, I don’t have to go to somebody to find out. People actually tell me things. You know, I work here. I work here.” - Stan Van Gundy, King of Real.

(video by TARIK0980)

Getting high via your ears? Now that’s just cray.

Shaq always was a trendsetter. Wonder if he gets his shit from the same guy who gives Chris Webber whatever makes him so damn chill all the time.