“A source? I work for people, I mean, I don’t like have a source, I don’t have to go to somebody to find out. People actually tell me things. You know, I work here. I work here.” - Stan Van Gundy, King of Real.

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Getting high via your ears? Now that’s just cray.

Shaq always was a trendsetter. Wonder if he gets his shit from the same guy who gives Chris Webber whatever makes him so damn chill all the time.

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nbaoffseason:

TNT needs to hire Mitch Kupchak so he can get rid of Shaq again. He’s been horrible on Inside The NBA.

@Suga_Shane

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Uh, DISAGREE. I think he’s been hilarious. Just open up your heart, and let the funny in!

(Also the name of my next 80s comedy album)

I’m just glad to see my latest photoshop was far better received than my first one…

I’m just glad to see my latest photoshop was far better received than my first one…

A genuinely funny segment of WHO HE PLAY FOR?

Shaq has become easily my favorite guy on this panel.

fuckyeanba:

Shaq is good at being retired.

[H/T USA Today]

For what it’s worth, I’ve watched some Shaq on Open Court with Charles and Co., and he fits right in with those mush-mouthed, trash-talking fools.

Seriously though, I love those guys. But they need to ENUNCIATE!

Although I’ve revised some of my earlier theories on talking, I now believe that thoughts are first formed in the brain and then travel to the tongue, which is used to make the mouth speak words that are strung together in order to create specific comments such as ‘That guy can jump,’ and ‘Steve Nash.’
600 FOLLOWERS!
I love y’all like Shaq loves cake.

600 FOLLOWERS!

I love y’all like Shaq loves cake.

Turner Broadcasting has an All-Star lineup right now.

C - Shaquille O’Neal
PF - Chris Webber
SF - Charles Barkley
SG - Reggie Miller
PG - Kenny Smith 
6th Man(?) - Cheryl Miller

And yet, they’d still probably only manage 3 or 4 rings. Still better than what Barkley, Miller, and C-Webb have now though… 

Los Angeles Lakers say they will retire Shaquille O'Neal's No. 34 jersey - ESPN Los Angeles

That’s nice. I like this. Dude won you three titles. Gotta give respect.