Shannon “Iron Sheik” Brown, putting “Hacksaw” Melvin Ely in a devastating Camel Clutch.
Also, I am begging for him to name a slam the “Camel DUNK”!
Also also, in this scenario, Carmelo Anthony is Hulk Hogan (contemplating going to the nWo of the Miami Heat), Amar’e is Ric Flair (talks a big game, doesn’t always deliver) and Kobe is Black Mamba, because that is already a good wrestling nickname.
Probably the most hyped contestant in history to NOT DO SHIT.
“WHAT? Who the fuck wrote ‘Shannon’s momma is a ho’ on the rim?! Pau, man, what the fuck did I tell you about crackin’ wise ‘bout my momma?!”
Shannon Brown can fly.
He can touch the sky.
He dreams about it night and day.
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Get outta here, Peja. Nobody likes your style.
Shannon Brown must be in the slam dunk contest!
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