Sources told ESPN that the Boston Celtics are aggressively trying to trade point guard Rajon Rondo as result of to his high-maintenance personality and his off-court clashes with head coach Doc Rivers. One recurring problem is that Rondo would never visit Rivers for medical advice or accept prescription drugs from him, insisting that his coach ‘wasn’t a real doctor.’
Doc Rivers is your pusher man.
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Russ Bengtson, the Rob Delaney of baller tweets.
Here we see Earth-2 Rajon Rondo, whose name is Rajonious Rondo Jr. In this universe, he has opted to work for his dad at the family’s bank. While he played basketball in high school, his family needed his help, as the fancy new Chase Bank had been stealing away all their customers. Thus Rajonious was subjected to life in the tiny town of Kryplatoyarsk, located in… THE SOVIET STATES OF AMERICA!
THAT’S RIGHT, THE SOVIETS WON WORLD WAR III! Now rise, you ungrateful pig-dog bourgeoisie, and salute for our national anthem!
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“Get out of here, Raj! We’re smoking cigarettes over here.”
“OOOH, I’m tellin’ Daddy Stern!”
“If you tell Stern, I’m gonna save over your Zelda save file!”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Rondo: How am I even supposed to respond to that?! *sob* You’re a big jerk, that’s all you are!
Coach K: Yeah, well, I didn’t get to keep my hair natural black by worrying about what players think.
Rondo: You’re not nice at all! It’s all a facade! A FACADE!
Coach K: Get out.
Coach K: “Ya know Rondo, your lack of physicality & poor outside shot greatly outweigh your defensive tenacity & experience in high pressure games.”
Rondo: ….
Er, yeah, I also have to withdraw from my country because of “family matters”, and certainly not because of that male prostitute bleeding to death in my closet.
Nope. Not that at all.
Rondo has to “attend to some family matters” before the season begins. It was totally family matters, and not quitting to save face because he was about to get cut from the squad.
When reached for comment, Rondo’s family said he needed to work on his free throw shooting.
I’LL GET YOU, MY PRETTY! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!
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“Garnett also announced plans to engage in histrionics whenever Glen Davis does something in the interior that Garnett is no longer capable of doing.”
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And on an unrelated note, does Rajon Rondo look more like Kermit the Frog or Rocky Dennis? CAST YOUR VOTE NOW!
It appears as if Rajon Rondo is Still the One
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