Pat Riley | Peter Stormare
WE BELIEVE IN NOSINK LEBOWSKI… except hair gel.
Pat Riley Glares At 1988 Bottle Of Hair Gel As He Mulls Return To Coaching | The Onion
As of press time, Riley was reportedly asking his comb if it still feels like a champion.
With Pat Riley as Doc Ock, Juwan Howard as Sandman (he’s old, and his bones must be like sand at this point, GET IT?!), and JJ Hickson as the really freaky-looking actual-spider version of Spider-Man.
Oh, and Dwyane Wade as Gwen Stacy. That bitch.
NBA/Marvel Mashup… Cleveland Cavaliers
Damn, look at these guys! They’re all so… so SMOOTH!
via Ball Don’t Lie
Juwan Howard and Zydrunas Ilgauskas both on the Heat
How many “old people in Florida” jokes will I make this season?
Well, multiply the number of seasons Big Z by the number Juwan has played.
Also, Pat Riley: stock up on apple sauce and placebos. Z can’t play without his “leg medicine”
(Play along. The man is delirious. He still thinks Eric Snow is his doctor.)
Ewing: “So… how’s about getting me a job with the Heat?”
Riley: “Well I think the chances you get a job for the Heat are about as good as your chances of winning a title ever were.”
Ewing: “You mean dangled in front of me then dashed away?”
Riley: “Pretty much.”
Ewing: “Still better than having to work for Stan Van Gundy! All he does is make me go get him baby back ribs.”