There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Washington WiZone.
Submitted for your approval: Mr. JaVale McGee, 23, single, insane, baller. Mr. McGee graduated from Nevada a highly-touted prospect. A young man with tons of athleticism, it was expected that he would learn the game as time went along. Instead, it appears he’s regressed, along with the rest of his teammates. Former number one pick John Wall has found he’s unable to make a shot, Andray Blatche can’t stop running his mouth, and coach Flip Saunders is a grown-ass man with the name “Flip”. JaVale doesn’t why this is happening. Perhaps if he looked around, he would realize he’s in… THE WASHINGTON WIZONE.
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JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH STEVE NASH?!
Go easy on the gums there, kid.
He looks like a damn chemotherapy patient who just won tickets to see the Suns play.
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Darryl Dawkins just killed my grandmother’s drapes to make his suit.
Darryl “Chocolate Thunder” Dawkins courtside at All Star Satauday Night
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I feel like I’ve seen this picture a million times. Andrei Kirilenko just deciding to wait out the pain instead of playing defense.