Baller Shots

That’s how strong Nate Robinson is. You could knee him in the gut and still end up the one cryin’ to your mama.

I mean, look at Gordon’s knee! Already massive discoloration.

Herp Derp Hayward strikes again!

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Sleep tight little Nate. Word aapp.

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nbaoffseason:

“Kendrick Perkins is not walking through that door, fans. Rasheed Wallace is not walking through that door, and Nate Robinson is not walking through that door. And if you expect them to walk through that door, they’re going to be exciting and hard working. What we are is gray and old and we’re not going to improve.”

Good thing I took all that acid earlier, otherwise this might make me FREAK THE FUCK OUT.

#WORDAAPP

He’s taking it pretty hard because he’s been here 8 years. He was real emotional, crying. I feel bad for him. He’s been in real tied in with Rondo and other guys on the team. I feel his pain. With Perk, everybody thinks he’s mean because of how he looks but he’s a soft giant. He has a good heart.He’s a good person. I told him he’s not alone. We’re going (to OKC) together. It’s not like you’ll be by yourself, you got me right by your side. We’re going to make it work together.

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That’s more than a bro.

That’s more than a teammate.

That’s a friend.

Stay cool, Great Nate.

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Don’t feel too bad for Nate, though. Turns out Shaq bought him a FREAKING CAR.

I take full responsibility for this game I could not throw A rock n the Ocean #WordDown gotta make some shots for my team sorry guys :- (

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Nate Robinson on twitter, revealing that “throwing a rock in the ocean” is his real KryptoNate.

Word Down indeed.

Nate Robinson (nate_robinson) on Twitter

Snapped this photo of Nate Rob a couple weeks ago.

He’s shorter in person.

Like, I’m pretty sure he’d have a hard time lifting a watermelon.

NOT THAT HE’D WANT TO JUST CAUSE HE’S BLACK BUT RATHER BECAUSE WATERMELON’S ARE RATHER LARGE AND HE IS RATHER SMALL IT’S JUST A COMPARISON.

Phew. White liberal guilt deterred.

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Jubilee is another one of the X-Men’s energy players off the bench. Her ability to create fireworks with her hands and cause explosions is enough to compare her to Nate Robinson.

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But more importantly, Nate would look hot as fuck with some pink shades and a raincoat.