A real buff pose from Mike Dunleavy.
NBA Nights will reportedly feature a broad, constantly revolving cast of characters, with weekly episodes showcasing every franchise in the league: Emeka Okafor pursues zombies in New Orleans, Andrew Bogut and Mike Dunleavy battle thawed-out vikings in Milwaukee, and Kobe and his Lakers teammates realize the entire Los Angeles crowd is a swarm of soul-eating demons.
Never before have I so desperately wished an Onion article was real.
Things I Just Learned:
-Mike Dunleavy was the 1999 NBA Coach of the Year
That is all.
PS WHAT THE FUCK?