The eight best Bobcats players, in no particular order:
He’s a coach, not a sorcerer who can turn bad-to-decent players into The Monstars from Space Jam.
QUIT BEING SO CHEAP, JORDAN! You’re the greatest fucking player who ever lived! USE YOUR INFLUENCE FOR GOOD INSTEAD OF FOR GOLF!
Turning the lights off in dixie.
Oh fuck. Those poor, silly teams who stole the home court advantage from the Bulls during the Jordan years only to see it short lived.
Gave me shivers.
I think LeBron is at the point of his skill where he can start doing this sort of thing. Where he just fucking OWNS ASS and then does some kinda badass taunt or small celebration just to emphasize how easy it was.
I mean, maybe wait until he wins a second ring. But if it means I’d get to see Skip Bayless’ head explode on live TV the day after, I’m all in. In fact, I’m more than all in, I’d be the project coordinator. I’d win a Nobel Peace Prize or some shit.
Yeah…
Yeah.
Do I disagree? No I do not.
Also, while not really basketball related other than this image, I strongly recommend watching the video it’s from.
“No, I haven’t seen the movie, I’m just a big Michael Jordan fan!”
MJ loves Halloween.
Damn, Ice-T looks just like Joakim Noah, it’s ridiculous. Unless…
TIME TRAVELING JOAKIM NOAH! NA-NA-NA-NA, NA-NA-NA-NA, NA-NA-NA-NA, NA NA NA, OOOOOOEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOBEEEOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOO
Is Michael Jordan a member of the Illuminati? No… HE IS THE ILLUMINATI!
Oh god, they’re knocking on my door! TELL THEM ABOUT THE TRUTH! DON’T FORGET WHAT YOU SAW!
(h/t Deadspin)
WHO WANTS TO SEX JORDAN?
(pic via thegrandarchives)
Chicago Bulls Media Guide 1986/87
God damn that’s eerie as shit. That’s some serious Mustafa in The Lion King shit.
If a vision of Michael Jordan appeared to me in the skies above, I think I’d just start crying and go on some type of hallucinatory quest to “seek the truth.”
Why does Michael Jordan’s house have 9 bedrooms, but 15 bathrooms?
