Parody Twitter accounts of real life celebrities are very hit and miss, usually filled with groan-inducing topical fodder that sounds nothing like the celebrity they’re openly impersonating.
Then there’s the Michael Jordan account. I’ve posted tweets from it before, but it’s amazing it’s lasted this long, and is still so funny.
Most importantly, though? These totally could be tweets from MJ.

Parody Twitter accounts of real life celebrities are very hit and miss, usually filled with groan-inducing topical fodder that sounds nothing like the celebrity they’re openly impersonating.

Then there’s the Michael Jordan account. I’ve posted tweets from it before, but it’s amazing it’s lasted this long, and is still so funny.

Most importantly, though? These totally could be tweets from MJ.

HE GONE!
The eight best Bobcats players, in no particular order:
Kemba Walker
Ben Gordon
Michael Kidd-Gilchrist
Ramon Sessions
Byron Mullens
Josh McRoberts
Bismack Biyombo
Gerald Henderson
He’s a coach, not a sorcerer who can turn bad-to-decent players into The Monstars from Space Jam.
QUIT BEING SO CHEAP, JORDAN! You’re the greatest fucking player who ever lived! USE YOUR INFLUENCE FOR GOOD INSTEAD OF FOR GOLF!

HE GONE!

The eight best Bobcats players, in no particular order:

  • Kemba Walker
  • Ben Gordon
  • Michael Kidd-Gilchrist
  • Ramon Sessions
  • Byron Mullens
  • Josh McRoberts
  • Bismack Biyombo
  • Gerald Henderson

He’s a coach, not a sorcerer who can turn bad-to-decent players into The Monstars from Space Jam.

QUIT BEING SO CHEAP, JORDAN! You’re the greatest fucking player who ever lived! USE YOUR INFLUENCE FOR GOOD INSTEAD OF FOR GOLF!

hoopdreams
hoopdreams:

nbaoffseason:

Turning the lights off in dixie.

Oh fuck.  Those poor, silly teams who stole the home court advantage from the Bulls during the Jordan years only to see it short lived.

Gave me shivers.I think LeBron is at the point of his skill where he can start doing this sort of thing. Where he just fucking OWNS ASS and then does some kinda badass taunt or small celebration just to emphasize how easy it was.I mean, maybe wait until he wins a second ring. But if it means I’d get to see Skip Bayless’ head explode on live TV the day after, I’m all in. In fact, I’m more than all in, I’d be the project coordinator. I’d win a Nobel Peace Prize or some shit.Yeah…Yeah.

hoopdreams:

nbaoffseason:

Turning the lights off in dixie.

Oh fuck. Those poor, silly teams who stole the home court advantage from the Bulls during the Jordan years only to see it short lived.

Gave me shivers.

I think LeBron is at the point of his skill where he can start doing this sort of thing. Where he just fucking OWNS ASS and then does some kinda badass taunt or small celebration just to emphasize how easy it was.

I mean, maybe wait until he wins a second ring. But if it means I’d get to see Skip Bayless’ head explode on live TV the day after, I’m all in. In fact, I’m more than all in, I’d be the project coordinator. I’d win a Nobel Peace Prize or some shit.

Yeah…

Yeah.