At press time, an emotional Walton was reportedly able to finally quit his low-paying and demeaning job as a bench player on the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Phil Jackson just fessed up to being Luke Walton’s daddy.
I love LA.
Baller Shots presents…
The NBA Season Single-Picture Predictions!
Coming off the bench: Los Angeles Lakers, because even Kobe can’t believe Luke Walton put up those kinds of numbers.
Luke: “Heh, heh, uh, what’s so funny guys?”
“Hey, uh, heh, my dad got tickets to see Bob Weir in Albuquerque. You guys maybe wanna go?”
“Hey, I’m sorry I missed those last four three-pointers. Guess I’m a little rusty!”
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Luke Walton’s +/- must be -55 right now. I have never seen such sloppy play. GET OFF THE FUCKING TEAM LUKE.
Also, I <3 the Beat LA chants, just for how loud and constant they are. Awesome.
Kobe: “When are you going to stop sucking?”
Luke: “When are you going to stop being a ball-hog?”