At press time, an emotional Walton was reportedly able to finally quit his low-paying and demeaning job as a bench player on the Cleveland Cavaliers.
FINALLY, Luke Walton’s reign of terror mediocrity has ended in Los Angeles. Hollywood rests easy, while the shores of the flaming Cuyahoga River shall be filled with dead fish. Ominous.
Also, this was the only picture of Angry Luke Walton I could find. Mostly it was Confused Luke Walton.
Phil Jackson just fessed up to being Luke Walton’s daddy.
I love LA.
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Coming off the bench: Los Angeles Lakers, because even Kobe can’t believe Luke Walton put up those kinds of numbers.
Luke: “Heh, heh, uh, what’s so funny guys?”
“Hey, uh, heh, my dad got tickets to see Bob Weir in Albuquerque. You guys maybe wanna go?”
“Hey, I’m sorry I missed those last four three-pointers. Guess I’m a little rusty!”
The Lakers just got Jersey Shore season one, and have been playing the clip of Snookie getting punched on repeat.
Who’s reaction do you prefer in this .gif, Lamar or Kobe’s?
Eric: “Hey, somebody get this tumor off my head!”
Lamar: “Dude, that’s just Luke Walton.”
Eric: “OH GOD! IT’S WORSE THAN I FEARED! WHY?! WHY HAS GOD CURSED ME SO!?”
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Luke Walton’s +/- must be -55 right now. I have never seen such sloppy play. GET OFF THE FUCKING TEAM LUKE.
Also, I <3 the Beat LA chants, just for how loud and constant they are. Awesome.
Kobe: “When are you going to stop sucking?”
Luke: “When are you going to stop being a ball-hog?”
