NBA forward Lamar Odom’s charity that promised money for cancer research has not given a dime in grant money to any cancer entity in its eight-year history.
In conclusion, Lamar Odom is a piece of shit thief.
Andre Iguodala rockin’ that Nick The Quick outfit. Trade talk is on fire this week.
Lakers Nation, how do you feel about Lamar for Iggy? Personally, it makes the Lakers worse.
via Arash Markazi
Hard to complain about any trade that adds another All-Star, but Odom is maybe the most sure thing LA had going. Hm.
The Lakers just got Jersey Shore season one, and have been playing the clip of Snookie getting punched on repeat.
Who’s reaction do you prefer in this .gif, Lamar or Kobe’s?
Poor LO!
I don’t know what was more amazing: Lamar breaking Beasley’s ankles, high stepping to a behind-the-back pass, or that Derek Fisher apparently has to take the time to put his cane down before taking a jump shot.
God damn, Derek Fisher sucks, and Lamar Odom should be starting somewhere.
Also, Michael Beasley may have been TOO efficient. In 18 minutes of work, he
- Scored 21 points
- Nabbed 4 rebounds
- Fouled 3 times
- Got SIX TURNOVERS
Beasley, doin’ work.
10-04-2010 - Preseason - Timberwolves vs. Lakers - Lamar Odom Dances Around Michael Beasley (via TheRealCaCHooKaMan)
Lamar Odom has two weaknesses:
- Candy
- Water
(not including bullets, knives, or poison)
TL;DR Lebron is a manchild; Maverick Carter likes being seen with Lebron James; Glen Davis is too good for this shit; Lamar Odom is 0-for-1 in dance-offs.
O.J.: Man, I haven’t seen this many big balls since Jamaal Tinsley’s birthday party.
Lamar: Wh… what?
O.J.: What do you mean, what? It was a basketball-themed birthday party.
Lamar: Oh, oh, oh! For a second I thought you meant-
O.J.: Well, basketball slash African-American gay orgy-themed birthday party.
Lamar: HOW IS “AFRICAN-AMERICAN GAY ORGY” A THEME?! It is what is it, man!
After conversations with Reggie Bush and Lamar Odom, Ty discovered that the precise amount of time one would need to have sex with a Kardashian is 17 minutes.
Any longer, however, and he could end up with a dating show on Vh1. A fate worse than death herpes.
Denver Nuggets star Ty Lawson tweets that he will hook up with Kim Kardashian for an NBA championship title. The best part of this isn’t that he’s willing to screw Kim Kardashian in exchange for an NBA Championship win, it’s the way-too-precise-to-be-random “17 min” he predicts it will take to have sex with her.
Kobe: Lamar, what are you doing?
Lamar: I’m hugging you in celebration.
Kobe: Could you please stop?
Lamar: What’s wrong, we hug all the time?
Kobe: You smell like fake tanning cream and over-indulgence.
Lamar: Oh yeah, me and Khloe went to wine country before the game and I didn’t have time to shower off.
Kobe: Wine country?
Lamar: Uh, yeah.
Kobe: …
Lamar: Ok, so we got like four Hot-N-Readys from Little Ceasars, ate them all in the car, then I fucked her behind the joint. Happy?
Kobe: No. No I’m not.
(via fuckyeahlakers)
