Oh Johnny, was that jacket really your first pick in your wardrobe draft?
(crowd boos me)
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There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Washington WiZone.
Submitted for your approval: Mr. JaVale McGee, 23, single, insane, baller. Mr. McGee graduated from Nevada a highly-touted prospect. A young man with tons of athleticism, it was expected that he would learn the game as time went along. Instead, it appears he’s regressed, along with the rest of his teammates. Former number one pick John Wall has found he’s unable to make a shot, Andray Blatche can’t stop running his mouth, and coach Flip Saunders is a grown-ass man with the name “Flip”. JaVale doesn’t why this is happening. Perhaps if he looked around, he would realize he’s in… THE WASHINGTON WIZONE.
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Hey, I actually made this!
And not surprisingly, it sucks!
But when the Wizards beat the Celtics and you’ve been listening to OFWGKTA all night, what else can you do?
Seriously though, the Wizards are about to have the weirdest 3 years of any franchise in the NBA.
Z: Aw, come on little man! Give your Uncle Z a hug.
Wall: I don’t wanna!
Z: Now is that any way to treat a crippled man?
Ah, I’m so proud of my boy!
When he was drafted, Johnny was but a silver-spooned prospect. Now he’s a man in this league, scrappy, dirtied, but stronger for it.
John Wall will not be torn down, Z-Man!
John Wall punches Zydrunas Ilgauskas. Lets just say that a couple ex-KGB’ers will be paying ol’ Johnnie a visit tonight.
Jesus christ, John Wall looks more coked-out than Michael Ray Richardson and Bernard King while hanging out with Marvin Gaye at Studio 54!
Sorry for the weak reference, but I’m reading the paperback Book of Basketball, and Simmons has got me jonesin’ for a) comparisons of today’s players to yesterday’s in anything but talent and b) for basketball players to be a little more ridiculous and crazy.
John Wall John Calipari Derrick Rose
SLAM 144 | John Wall
JOHN SHOULD NEVER BE COMPARED TO IVERSON!
WTF IS THIS. I DONT EVEN WANT THE MAG NOW WHEN IT COMES IN THE MAIL. NEW IVERSON? MY ASS.
Remember when this could have been construed as a compliment?
Yeah, me neither.
(Having said that, I wish Iverson luck in everything he does for eternity)
Just one bro teaching another bro.
Sam “Big Ball Dance” Cassell & John “John Wall Dance” Wall.
From this angle, Sam kinda looks like the Elephant Man.
Cassell: “I am not an animal! I AM A COACH!”
Wall: “Please, just tell me where the bathroom is.”
Cassell: “Oh I’m sorry, where are my manners? The bathroom is right here.”
Yeah, hair is pretty nice. Pretty solid.
But have you considered getting a little haircut?
Maybe Pull a 90s Jordan? A Barkley?
Maybe… maybe a Cassell?
I’M JUST SAYIN’ THINK IT OVER!
NBA.com: Photos - Day 3: Summer League in Las Vegas
Assistant coach Sam Cassell encourages No.1 draft pick John Wall.
