Grant: You guys really don’t remember me? I mean, I know I was injured for a while, but come on! It’s me, Grant! Shawn, we played against each other in All-Star games!
Shawn: Did we do blow together?
Shawn: Then not only do I not remember you, you are not worth my time.
Tracy: So let me get this straight, you’re the crippled kid we gave a jersey to?
Tracy: Do you want me to sign your jers-
(for the record, this post was HILARIOUS in 2003)