Suspicious-Looking Duffel Bag Spotted On Magic Bench Just Glen Davis | The Onion
“The incident follows last week’s report of a large animal finding its way into the locker room, which resulted in Orlando animal control officials mistakenly tranquilizing, tagging, and releasing Hedo Turkoglu.”
Dwight: Baby, man, you gotta bang some bodies down low. We’re losing every board.
Big Baby: Pff, whatever.
Dwight: Ex-CUSE me? What did you say young man?
Big Baby: *mumbles*
Dwight: What was that?
Big Baby: I SAID YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
Dwight: Glen, I know you miss Mr. Garnett, but you hav-
Big Baby: YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!
Dwight: WELL I’M THE BEST YOU GOT!
(pic via 24seconds)
Glen Davis, AKA The Junkyard Puppy
At least I never have to hear Doc Rivers say “This core five have never lost a playoff series” again
Because every time he said it, I wanted to smother him with Big Baby.
My relationship with Tumblr
Oh no, Tumblr’s out!
Hey, Tumblr’s back!
Wait, what’s this?
OH FUCK NO THEY DIDN’T
Doc Rivers is an asshole
“No, I’m not even worried about Glen Davis. I think he’s living up to [his Big Baby nickname]. I didn’t even hear it, someone just told me. I’m not that concerned… Let me put it like this: If Baby doesn’t know his role by now, he’s going to be sitting down a lot. I’ll just leave it that simple.” What the fuck? Did he even read what Glen said? Glen had to move around a lot last season with the whole Perkins-Garnett-Wallace situation, and now you add even more big men? OF COURSE HE’S GONNA WONDER WHAT HIS PLACE ON THE TEAM IS! I don’t think Doc’s ever said one nice thing about him. Not one thing. And Big Baby might be one of the most versatile guys on that whole team. I tell ya what, the day Davis, Robinson, Perkins, and Rondo inherit this team from the megalomania of Rivers and the “Tired Three” will be the day the Celtics become a team I respect again.
Part of me really wants the “Big Baby Buddies” to be a group of gentlemen dressed like babies who follow around Glen Davis all day. They go on wacky adventures to lands real and fictional, just by using their imagination!
(via @iambigbaby11)
It’s become apparent that Big Baby Davis is the new champion of Twitter. Or by his new svelte frame, the champion of that case of Slim Fast.
(pic via @IAmBigBaby11)
Brian Scalabrine’s favorite book character?
Clifford the Big Red Dog!
(Sorry if you don’t get it. I’ve been depressed all day. This is more bottom-of-the-barrel than if I had signed Isaiah Rider to a contract.)
Oh snap, I found Waldo!
Big Baby Davis (@iambigbaby11) dressed up and rockin’ out.
Yeah… I can’t explain this picture either but it is still some how awesome. Baby, ‘Sheed and KG in the same locker room last year must have been an incredible experience.
via @Jose3030
