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“Wait, so teams DON’T like alleged schizophrenics who own guns and sharks?”

Arenas came into this game two decades late. He’d be a fucking icon in the 70s. He’d also be high on blow the whole time, but it’s a give and take.

[pic via The Basketball Jones]

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OK this is probably the last Planking photo of the night, so enjoy it. Dwight and Gil at the Grand Bohemian hotel.

Guys, should we be concerned that Dwight Howard is BFFs with Gilbert Arenas?

Seriously guys, I just don’t see how this turns out well.

The stats of their three newest players on their debut night (Earl Clark DNP):

FGs: 6/23

3Pts: 3/11

PFs: 11

Total Points: 27

Good news is they didn’t have any turnovers really, and were very accurate from the free throw line.

But still… I mean, god damn. I thought this was an offensive upgrade, and they just made things worse.

I just wonder which one people haven’t remembered yet.

“Hey, Mike DOES look like one of the Capuchin Monkeys Lebron owns. Close enough right?”

via 2.bp.blogspot.com (Doc Funk)

Yes ma’am, you just won the first pick in the draft. Now how’s about we get you back to that Old Country Buffet we dragged you away from?

Seriously though, I thought it was very sweet that she was wearing Abe’s championship ring for luck. Now maybe Gilbert Arenas will decide he doesn’t want as much money next season…

Gilbert just RIPS Al Sharpton after Sharpton called Arenas out for continuing a cycle of violence amongst black athletes or something. Idk. Point is…

THEY GOT BEEF!

Early candidate for best TwitBaller of 2010

http://twitter.com/gilbertarenas/status/7354538695

http://twitter.com/gilbertarenas/status/7354578081

http://twitter.com/gilbertarenas/status/7354612657

http://twitter.com/gilbertarenas/status/7354661025

(via @sportsguy33)