Dwyane Wade used to be the beloved Miami Heat star. Things have crumbled quickly for him since last year’s NBA Finals.
Via reddit username Imabadboy:
So readers, is Dwyane Wade now a douche?
Short answer: he’s a huge douchebag.
Despite wearing a mask to protect his broken nose, Kobe Bryant had 31 points, seven boards, and eight assists as the Lakers beat the Timberwolves 104-85. He also said that there’s no beef with Dwyane Wade, the man who broke his nose during the All-Star Game. But when the interview was over, loud organ music echoed in the locker room, and Kobe descended into the bowels of the stadium, where he kept a full-sized portrait of Wade among the torches and canals. ‘Sing once again with me,’ said Bryant, ‘our strange duet … my power over you grows stronger yet!’
Kobe Bryant is… THE PHANTOM OF THE COURT!
That’s that Bulls D we talkin’ ‘bout.