No wonder Brooklyn lost. They started Drake at point guard.
STARTED AT THE BOTTOM
NOW WE MEDIOCRE
From Jesse Blanchard of 48 Minutes of Hell.
Anybody who watches Brooklyn Nets games knows this is painfully true *cough* 39% on field goals *cough*
Oh excuse me, I’ve got a touch of the flu *cough* 30% from three *cough*
Oh dear, I can’t seem to shake this *cough* 81% of free throws *cough* 17 PER *cough* Not bad, just overrated *cough cough*
57 points for Deron Williams. A franchise record, a career high, and the highest in one game this season.
Yet, the Nets still only beat the 4-win Bobcats by THREE POINTS.
Hey Prokhorov,
A shitty team. You has it.
PIGGYBACK MOTHERFUCKER!
(Side note: Extreme Piggybacking is the name of a show on TLC. Did I make this up? You’re gonna have to google to find out)
(pic via 24seconds)
Surprise! Nets Land D-Will!
And Deron thought he had a bad relationship with Sloan.
This is Avery “Doghouse” Johnson we’re talkin’ about, baby!
Come on NBA, at least throw down some money for a decent photoshoot. This is some Saved by the Bell-era bullshit.
Look how crinkly that backdrop is! You can’t just ball it up and throw it in the bin!
Did anybody even consider painting the edges of the box?
FUCKING AMATEURS!
(via nbahoot)
Talk to the hand, ‘cause the face don’t wanna hear it anymore!
Virtual high five from Deron Williams.
