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DENNIS RODMAN and KIM JONG-UN in…

DOUBLE TEAM 2: GENOCIDAL JAMS

I never thought I’d be so jealous of a North Korean dictator. 

sbnation:

Dennis Rodman is in North Korea for “sports diplomacy,” a trip that actually garnered a “no comment” from the State Department. Fantastic. 

Dennis Rodman’s 2011 Hall Of Fame Speech.

Two thoughts:
- Who here WASN’T mentioned at the beginning of his speech?
- Who here DIDN’T cry at least a little bit? 

I have one regret: I wish I was a better father.

Dennis Rodman

Arvydas Sabonis is a Hall of Famer!

“Oh, well la-dee-da, meester big American basketball voter man. Arvydas already in 10 Halls of Fameses.”

“Arvydas also speak in third person because Arvydas from former Soviet country.”

Point is, I love this Hall of Fame class. Rodman, Mullin, Sabonis, Gilmore. Just a solid group.

DDT! DDT! DDT! Right on the wood floor!

Kobe has others do his dirty work for him! That’s why he’s still the WCW Champion!

kobeforvlade:

Kurt just watching the Rodman head-drop. Kobe of course is innocent.

No ejections, He was 10 for 10s, a lot of 20 for 20s (in shooting). Perfect from the free-throw line. Infinity rebounding stats.

Ron Artest on Jesus Christ’s box scores…

Yes, you read that right. 

(via The Basketball Jones & NBA Fanhouse)

@Suga_Shane

(via nbaoffseason)

Infinity rebounding stats? Was Dennis Rodman the messiah?

There was a time in history when Dennis Rodman got higher billing than Mickey Rourke.

Remember that.

fatshawnkemp:

Double Team!

Rumor has it if you say his name three times, he’ll play for your Eastern European team for one game. Also, his fee is $250,000

(to the tune of “When a Man Loves a Woman”)

When you rub your balls together
You feel a special bond
Better play together
And beat Seattle

If you can rebound, you can join up
And shoot hoops with Mike
Then go a little crazy
And beat up your wife 

fuckyeahairjordan:

Amigos