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Paul: Hey, did you know I’m saving the franchise and catapulting the Clippers past the Lakers in terms of Los Angeles relevance?
Billups: I did not know that. I thought I was gonna be shooting threes any time Blake sprinted towards the basket with his arm pointing to the backboard.
Paul: Nope, he needs a lob.
Billups: They don’t call me “Big Lob” Billups.
Paul: You totally stole Robert Horry’s nickname.
Billups: I’ve hit some huge shots, and I don’t see a ring on your finger.
Paul: Yeah, but “Big Shot Bob” has seven rings. That’s more than MJ and Pippen.
Billups: Point taken, but I didn’t start the nickname.
Paul: OK, let’s go get some Olive Garden.
Billups: See you there homie.
[pic via Times-Picayune]
I’m just jealous I didn’t make the first Clippers-Olive Garden joke.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwav35Ffxg1qbcs46o1_400.jpg)
Paul: Hey, did you know I’m saving the franchise and catapulting the Clippers past the Lakers in terms of Los Angeles relevance?
Billups: I did not know that. I thought I was gonna be shooting threes any time Blake sprinted towards the basket with his arm pointing to the backboard.
Paul: Nope, he needs a lob.
Billups: They don’t call me “Big Lob” Billups.
Paul: You totally stole Robert Horry’s nickname.
Billups: I’ve hit some huge shots, and I don’t see a ring on your finger.
Paul: Yeah, but “Big Shot Bob” has seven rings. That’s more than MJ and Pippen.
Billups: Point taken, but I didn’t start the nickname.
Paul: OK, let’s go get some Olive Garden.
Billups: See you there homie.
[pic via Times-Picayune]
I’m just jealous I didn’t make the first Clippers-Olive Garden joke.
An anonymous source close to the situation, who we presume is just as confused and pissed as we are.
Your potential 2011-2012 Los Angeles Clippers starting lineup
Steve Nash just doesn’t give a fuck anymore.
Or rather, Chris Paul gives too much of a fuck.
I’m just sayin, do you really gotta swing elbows at Steve Nash?
Dude just wants to drink Vitamin shakes and play some soccer.
(pic via 24seconds)
Bosh: Not touching! Not touching! Oh jesus, I hope this doesn’t violate my parole.
Wade: Well, you did kinda get a little touchy with that-
Bosh: HE SAID HE WAS 19, AND THAT’S ALL I’M GONNA SAY!
