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fuckyeanba:

If you’ve been reading this blog long enough, you probably know my thoughts on flopping (too lazy to link), but this was egregious. Also:

Chris Paul should have his balls chopped off, with a corkscrew twisted no less than a hundred times, very slowly, into the gaping bloody hole where is testicles once were, and see what it feels like to experience ACTUAL pain.

I just hate flopping so much guys.

pompactionjohnny
“Oh, CP3-san, I love your tiny head resting on my feathery pillow body…”

“Oh, CP3-san, I love your tiny head resting on my feathery pillow body…”


I wish they all could be California guaaaaaaaaaaards

I wish they all could be California guaaaaaaaaaaards

gotemcoach
DON’T FUCK WITH MY WAVES!

DON’T FUCK WITH MY WAVES!

Every single post Pocket Ballers does deserves 1,000 notes, minimum.

Every single post Pocket Ballers does deserves 1,000 notes, minimum.

fuckyeanba: Paul: Hey, did you know I’m saving the franchise and catapulting the Clippers past the Lakers in terms of Los Angeles relevance? Billups: I did not know that. I thought I was gonna be shooting threes any time Blake sprinted towards the basket with his arm pointing to the backboard. Paul: Nope, he needs a lob. Billups: They don’t call me “Big Lob” Billups. Paul: You totally stole Robert Horry’s nickname. Billups: I’ve hit some huge shots, and I don’t see a ring on your finger. Paul: Yeah, but “Big Shot Bob” has seven rings. That’s more than MJ and Pippen. Billups: Point taken, but I didn’t start the nickname. Paul: OK, let’s go get some Olive Garden. Billups: See you there homie. [pic via Times-Picayune] I’m just jealous I didn’t make the first Clippers-Olive Garden joke.

fuckyeanba:

Paul: Hey, did you know I’m saving the franchise and catapulting the Clippers past the Lakers in terms of Los Angeles relevance?

Billups: I did not know that. I thought I was gonna be shooting threes any time Blake sprinted towards the basket with his arm pointing to the backboard.

Paul: Nope, he needs a lob.

Billups: They don’t call me “Big Lob” Billups.

Paul: You totally stole Robert Horry’s nickname.

Billups: I’ve hit some huge shots, and I don’t see a ring on your finger.

Paul: Yeah, but “Big Shot Bob” has seven rings. That’s more than MJ and Pippen.

Billups: Point taken, but I didn’t start the nickname.

Paul: OK, let’s go get some Olive Garden.

Billups: See you there homie.

[pic via Times-Picayune]

I’m just jealous I didn’t make the first Clippers-Olive Garden joke.

Los Angeles Times
The Clippers proposed trade to acquire All-Star point guard Chris Paul from the New Orleans Hornets appeared to be dying a slow death Monday because the NBA has asked for so much more from the Clippers to close the deal

An anonymous source close to the situation, who we presume is just as confused and pissed as we are.

Clippers deal for Chris Paul not looking good - latimes.com

  • Center:

    DeAndre Jordan

  • Power Forward:

    Blake Griffin

  • Small Forward:

    Caron Butler

  • Point Guard:

    Chris Paul

  • Shooting Guard:

    RANDY FOYE!?!?!?

kinginfamous
(pic via chrispaul3)

(pic via chrispaul3)

Looks like it’s a done deal.

Looks like it’s a done deal.