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Chris Bosh: NBA Champion, getting the champagne bukkake
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Three words: Beverly Hills Bosh
[shouts to Alex for the link!]
You guys remember that time an alien played basketball?
No, not The Shooter from Saturn. I’m talkin’ Chris Bosh, baby!
Seriously, he looks like if old Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was somehow young. It’s creepy.
He looks creepy.
‘After examining Bosh’s test results, I have to say that this comeuppance for unbounded hubris will certainly keep Bosh out for the rest of the playoff series against Indiana, if not longer,’ Heat physician Dr. Harlan Selesnick said. ‘Unfortunately, no matter how fitting it may be, this is exactly the kind of cosmic, karmic punishment the team can’t afford at this time.’
“I hate you! You’re not my real dad!”
“GOOD! You’re a bastard from a basket! A BASTARD FROM A BASKET!”
(pic via nbadoppelgangers)
