nbaoffseason:

No wonder Brooklyn lost. They started Drake at point guard.

STARTED AT THE BOTTOM

NOW WE MEDIOCRE

doublescribble:

From Jesse Blanchard of 48 Minutes of Hell.

Anybody who watches Brooklyn Nets games knows this is painfully true *cough* 39% on field goals *cough*

Oh excuse me, I’ve got a touch of the flu *cough* 30% from three *cough*

Oh dear, I can’t seem to shake this *cough* 81% of free throws *cough* 17 PER *cough* Not bad, just overrated *cough cough*

gq:

Happy Birthday, Hov

Mark Anthony Green talks to the Nets’ co-owner on the five coolest things about his new franchise:

1. The jerseys: “All-black everything! And the lettering—the typography reminds you of the old subway. It’s classic.”
2. The court: “It’s herringbone, which is crazy. In fact, the NBA fought me on it. They said if it gets shot on TV, the lines will mess up the screen. I’m like, this ain’t 1988—we’ve got HD. We ended up taking it to the old arena in New Jersey to test it.”
3. Barclays Center: “It’s beautiful, amazing, really well-done. It’s just classy. It’s still an arena, so there’s only so much you can do. But for an arena, it’s actually really beautiful.”
4. Brooklyn: “Well, Brooklyn is cool; that’s like the definition. There’s nothing on earth cooler than Brooklyn.”
5. Jay-Z: “Me? Ha, I am Brooklyn.”

Not mentioned: Any of the actual players on the Brooklyn Nets. Awkward…

Oh nothing, just Andray Blatche playing defense. Keeping it casual, but still grabbing a guy’s whole face.

Ladies and gentlemen, the BrooklyKnight!

First home loss? It’s just a flesh wound.

(via reddit)

gotemcoach:

Those Brooklyn Nets jerseys are looking real Old Navy.

#GotEmCoach

Now I know why they felt so boring. Though I don’t know if Old Navy has such… revealing models.