thegrandarchives
thegrandarchives:

Being in Philly has changed you man it’s like I don’t even know you anymore

Has Andrew Bynum just been freebasing in a hotel room the entire time he’s been in Philly? That hair is something from an after-school special from the 80s. It belongs to a racist caricature of the crack dealer that the white kids wearing sweaters have to “JUST SAY NO” to. Then he dies of AIDS.
Is it more fucked up that I thought of that, or that there were at least 30 actual TV movies with that plot and characters? I TUMBL YOU DECIDE

thegrandarchives:

Being in Philly has changed you man it’s like I don’t even know you anymore

Has Andrew Bynum just been freebasing in a hotel room the entire time he’s been in Philly? That hair is something from an after-school special from the 80s. It belongs to a racist caricature of the crack dealer that the white kids wearing sweaters have to “JUST SAY NO” to. Then he dies of AIDS.

Is it more fucked up that I thought of that, or that there were at least 30 actual TV movies with that plot and characters? I TUMBL YOU DECIDE

24seconds
Andrew: Look at them. Look at how they… try.
Pau: But I thought trying was good? Don’t we want to win?
Andrew: Ha! By not trying, we do win. We’ll get shipped off to other cities, away from Kobe, where we can be the best player on the team. And the best part is, we still won’t have to try!
Pau: But I love LA. I have a home here. And my medical practice! Besides, you did try tonight. You got a 20-14!
Andrew: But a -27! Never give them too much, or they might start liking you. Now if you excuse me, I have some threes to shoot.
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Andrew: Look at them. Look at how they… try.

Pau: But I thought trying was good? Don’t we want to win?

Andrew: Ha! By not trying, we do win. We’ll get shipped off to other cities, away from Kobe, where we can be the best player on the team. And the best part is, we still won’t have to try!

Pau: But I love LA. I have a home here. And my medical practice! Besides, you did try tonight. You got a 20-14!

Andrew: But a -27! Never give them too much, or they might start liking you. Now if you excuse me, I have some threes to shoot.

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fuckyeahlakers
Kobe: “I love you guys.”
Ron: “I love you guys, too.”
Derek: “We’re like a family here.”
Andrew: “True that.”
Pau: “Man, Emilio Estevez has a hot girlfriend. Wonder if I could set up a three-way.”
Kobe: “Pau!”
Pau: “Oh like you didn’t think of it, either!”
fuckyeahlakers:

On 2nd look …
Pau kind of looks like an ostrich. >.>

Kobe: “I love you guys.”

Ron: “I love you guys, too.”

Derek: “We’re like a family here.”

Andrew: “True that.”

Pau: “Man, Emilio Estevez has a hot girlfriend. Wonder if I could set up a three-way.”

Kobe: “Pau!”

Pau: “Oh like you didn’t think of it, either!”

fuckyeahlakers:

On 2nd look …

Pau kind of looks like an ostrich. >.>