“It’s just frustrating because I know that if I’m healthy I can definitely live up to one-tenth of my potential. I just have to be patient and diligent with my rehab so I can one day throw away another opportunity to become the best center in the league.”
Andrew Bynum: Most Valuable Hairdresser
(via r/NBA)
SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS HAIR?
The fat guy knows what I’m talking about.
Being in Philly has changed you man it’s like I don’t even know you anymore
Has Andrew Bynum just been freebasing in a hotel room the entire time he’s been in Philly? That hair is something from an after-school special from the 80s. It belongs to a racist caricature of the crack dealer that the white kids wearing sweaters have to “JUST SAY NO” to. Then he dies of AIDS.
Is it more fucked up that I thought of that, or that there were at least 30 actual TV movies with that plot and characters? I TUMBL YOU DECIDE
What up, dog?
Andrew Bynum is YOLOer than ever
A great Cornel West costume for Halloween. Or is it Don King? Perhaps a black Dr. Frankenstein.
Andrew: Look at them. Look at how they… try.
Pau: But I thought trying was good? Don’t we want to win?
Andrew: Ha! By not trying, we do win. We’ll get shipped off to other cities, away from Kobe, where we can be the best player on the team. And the best part is, we still won’t have to try!
Pau: But I love LA. I have a home here. And my medical practice! Besides, you did try tonight. You got a 20-14!
Andrew: But a -27! Never give them too much, or they might start liking you. Now if you excuse me, I have some threes to shoot.
(pic via 24seconds)
Sure, Andrew might be a dick for trying to steal the ball from Steve so he can shoot a three, but do YOU really trust Steve Blake with the ball?
(video by jakeharper87, via The Basketball Jones)
HELP ME DOCTOR SPACEMAN! I mean, JACKSON!
(meme pointed out by Trey Kerby)
Kobe: “I love you guys.”
Ron: “I love you guys, too.”
Derek: “We’re like a family here.”
Andrew: “True that.”
Pau: “Man, Emilio Estevez has a hot girlfriend. Wonder if I could set up a three-way.”
Kobe: “Pau!”
Pau: “Oh like you didn’t think of it, either!”
On 2nd look …
Pau kind of looks like an ostrich. >.>
