"Um, so now what?" Bogut said, clutching the ball to prevent it from accidentally bouncing on the floor. "Man, this thing is really round. Should I be rolling it somewhere? Wow, coach is doing his angry jumping. Is he pointing at me? He is, but I definitely have shoes on this time. Oh, I think he’s signaling me to waste another timeout."


NBA Nights will reportedly feature a broad, constantly revolving cast of characters, with weekly episodes showcasing every franchise in the league: Emeka Okafor pursues zombies in New Orleans, Andrew Bogut and Mike Dunleavy battle thawed-out vikings in Milwaukee, and Kobe and his Lakers teammates realize the entire Los Angeles crowd is a swarm of soul-eating demons. 

 
NBA Announces Supernatural Investigation Spin-Off ‘NBA Nights’ | The Onion
Never before have I so desperately wished an Onion article was real.

NBA Nights will reportedly feature a broad, constantly revolving cast of characters, with weekly episodes showcasing every franchise in the league: Emeka Okafor pursues zombies in New Orleans, Andrew Bogut and Mike Dunleavy battle thawed-out vikings in Milwaukee, and Kobe and his Lakers teammates realize the entire Los Angeles crowd is a swarm of soul-eating demons. 

NBA Announces Supernatural Investigation Spin-Off ‘NBA Nights’ | The Onion

Never before have I so desperately wished an Onion article was real.

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Sergio Rodriguez’ screams were for naught. Bogut quickly engulfed him, as well as one of Spike Lee’s Cosby sweaters. Neither has been fully digested yet.
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Andrew Bogut was a beast tonight, racking up five blocks to go along with his 24 and 20.  You can see David Lee literally trembling in fear, and even Bogut’s teammate (Luc Richard Mbah a Moute) looks terrified at the destruction wrought by Bogut.
(Photo by Nathaniel S. Butler/NBAE via Getty Images)

Sergio Rodriguez’ screams were for naught. Bogut quickly engulfed him, as well as one of Spike Lee’s Cosby sweaters. Neither has been fully digested yet.

nbaoffseason:

Andrew Bogut was a beast tonight, racking up five blocks to go along with his 24 and 20.  You can see David Lee literally trembling in fear, and even Bogut’s teammate (Luc Richard Mbah a Moute) looks terrified at the destruction wrought by Bogut.

(Photo by Nathaniel S. Butler/NBAE via Getty Images)