There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Washington WiZone.
Submitted for your approval: Mr. JaVale McGee, 23, single, insane, baller. Mr. McGee graduated from Nevada a highly-touted prospect. A young man with tons of athleticism, it was expected that he would learn the game as time went along. Instead, it appears he’s regressed, along with the rest of his teammates. Former number one pick John Wall has found he’s unable to make a shot, Andray Blatche can’t stop running his mouth, and coach Flip Saunders is a grown-ass man with the name “Flip”. JaVale doesn’t why this is happening. Perhaps if he looked around, he would realize he’s in… THE WASHINGTON WIZONE.
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Hey, I actually made this!
And not surprisingly, it sucks!
But when the Wizards beat the Celtics and you’ve been listening to OFWGKTA all night, what else can you do?
Seriously though, the Wizards are about to have the weirdest 3 years of any franchise in the NBA.
Baller Shots’ Mildly Valuable Player of the Night: Javale McGee.
7 points, 2 rebounds, 2 fouls, and a block.
Thanks, I guess. Better than Andray did, sorta.
(Pic via nbaoffseason)
OOOOOOOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEE! BOY YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP JUST SHIT YO DRAWERS! I said GOD DAMN!
The ultimate gas face
