ENTER THE GARDEN
(via @mattmgardner / @jose3030)
I’m prepared to dedicate my life to making this movie real.
OH WAIT IT’S ALREADY HAPPENING BEFORE OUR VERY EYES!
PLAYOFF BASKETBALL HAS RETURNED TO THE MECCA. After a tough 7 years, New Yorkers can once again see, the Knicks play playoff basketball.
So to celebrate the Knicks finally clinching their playoff spot, here are new versions of our “D’Antones” tee as well as a special “Rileys” edition featuring the definitive punk rock Knicks lineup of the 90’s.
I was about to give mad ups on the new tees (well, I still am. They’re fucking sweet) but they spelled poor Ronny Turiaf’s name wrong.
Ronny confused.
Mike Wilbon, endorsing the Knicks. Kind of. Maybe. A little bit.
The New York Knicks stepped up and got Carmelo Anthony. Here’s how they might look - ESPN
Finally, the wait is over... →
Eddy Curry is now a Timberwolf! Carmelo Anthony is now a Knick!
Though it may get lonely, what with it just being him and Amar’e, now…
The Knicks won. I don’t care what you or any ref says.
Yeah the shot was late. I saw the tape.
But are you really gonna let a fucking prick like Paul Pierce get the satisfaction?
The refs should have lied and said it counted. I would love nothing more than the Cunt Twins Pierce and Garnett get shafted.
And I’m not alone when I say that.
Shannon “Iron Sheik” Brown, putting “Hacksaw” Melvin Ely in a devastating Camel Clutch.
Also, I am begging for him to name a slam the “Camel DUNK”!
Also also, in this scenario, Carmelo Anthony is Hulk Hogan (contemplating going to the nWo of the Miami Heat), Amar’e is Ric Flair (talks a big game, doesn’t always deliver) and Kobe is Black Mamba, because that is already a good wrestling nickname.
If Amar’e is able to keep his dick hidden with just his finger, either he’s got big hands, or, well, I feel bad for ya, son.
Amar’e goes streaking.
ESPN’s The Body issue hits news stands (those still exist?) October 8th.
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