Baller Shots

fuckyeanba:

Paul: Hey, did you know I’m saving the franchise and catapulting the Clippers past the Lakers in terms of Los Angeles relevance?

Billups: I did not know that. I thought I was gonna be shooting threes any time Blake sprinted towards the basket with his arm pointing to the backboard.

Paul: Nope, he needs a lob.

Billups: They don’t call me “Big Lob” Billups.

Paul: You totally stole Robert Horry’s nickname.

Billups: I’ve hit some huge shots, and I don’t see a ring on your finger.

Paul: Yeah, but “Big Shot Bob” has seven rings. That’s more than MJ and Pippen.

Billups: Point taken, but I didn’t start the nickname.

Paul: OK, let’s go get some Olive Garden.

Billups: See you there homie.

[pic via Times-Picayune]

I’m just jealous I didn’t make the first Clippers-Olive Garden joke.