June 2012
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Lil Wayne couldn't go to the OKC-SA game because... →
The rapper just tweeted, “Going to go to the Thunder game tonight but was denied by the team to be in their arena. Wow.” But a rep for the OKC Thunder tells TMZ … “We did not deny him,” adding, “His representatives contacted us about tickets and we told them we are completely sold out.”
A thoroughly Weezy moment.
May 2012
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New Article on ThatsGlitchy.com! →
Hey gang. I was able to recover the first draft of a letter Dwight Howard planned to send out to the Orlando Magic fans. Here’s a brief excerpt:
Please do not cry, loyal Blowlandians. Seriously, stop it. It makes you look ugly, and honestly, you’re ugly enough as it is. And fat. Too many seven dollar churros at the concession stand, if you ask me. That’s what I kept telling Big Baby Davis,...
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SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION: Baller Shots on... →
So it turns out people actually want me to write for them! It’s pretty neat. I’m going to be doing humorous coverage of sports for ThatsGlitchy.com, and my first article -about the fateful Game 5 on Monday night- is now up. Here’s an excerpt:
But what I saw wasn’t so much basketball as it was a circus. Pau Gasol reading Bridges to Terabithia on the bench while getting his feet...
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I love Inside the NBA
Shaq: I was once traded while eating cereal with my son Shareef.
Chuck: What kind of cereal was it?
Shaq: Frosted Flakes... WITH THE BANANAS!
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Dwyane the Douche?
fuckyeanba:
Dwyane Wade used to be the beloved Miami Heat star. Things have crumbled quickly for him since last year’s NBA Finals.
Via reddit username Imabadboy:
Wade & Bron making fun of Dirk
Kobe’s broken schnoz in the all-star game
So readers, is Dwyane Wade now a douche?
Short answer: he’s a huge douchebag.
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“‘After examining Bosh’s test results, I have to say that this...”
– Heat Lose Chris Bosh Indefinitely To Severe Poetic Justice | The Onion
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“Some of the stuff we do on defense, we actually have one thing we call on the...”
– Gregg Popovich (ESPN)
My face after reading this:
Then I did this:
(I’m not sorry)
Seriously though, have you ever read a more personal burn in basketball? This is some seriously mentally-crippling shit right here. If I was VDN I’d just weep. I’d weep, then I’d want...
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farlizzle replied to your photo: Oh god. Sixers, you’re already losing. There’s no…
I swear to god I thought that was / still sorta do think that’s Prop Joe from The Wire.
Thank you for being so correct.
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Derrick Rose out till January? | ESPNChicago →
Fuck, dude. I don’t want my team to be the one that everybody says “Man, they could’ve been great if…” I don’t want to be the pitied team, that keeps grinding out victories, gets into the playoffs, but can’t win the big one because we’re too crippled, or because we don’t have the firepower necessary. I don’t want to be… that team.
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A small sampling of tonight's trending topics
Seattle Supersonics
Greg Ostertag
That is all.
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“I thought I played well, especially with the kind of season it was. We had the...”
– Carlos Boozer
My reactions?
Carlos Boozer knows what really matters, yo | The Basketball Jones | Blogs | theScore.com
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hoopdreams replied to your post: Some unfiltered thoughts from a Chicago Bulls fan (me)
As a fellow Bulls fan, I hear you man. I don’t blame Omer for the missed FT though. Watson should NEVER have given that ball up and Sheek was gased..he had an incredible second half. Nothing like one more kick to the nuts to end the season, eh?
That’s why I really don’t blame Asik as much as...
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Some unfiltered thoughts from a Chicago Bulls fan...
Fuck Carlos Boozer. We almost won without you. You are a worthless piece of shit. 13 rebounds? Give me a call when your score 13 points when it counts, you sharpie-haired fuck. You are literally the most pathetic piece of shit player I’ve ever known. You don’t even have the guts to defend yourself in public. You know what a terrible piece of shit player you are. But you still disgrace...
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Video: Shawn Kemp performs Shakespeare. →
Oh come on, just click the damn link.
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A Two-Part Advanced Statistical Analysis of What...
netw3rking:
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“I broke every broom in the house, so that’s a little superstition so I don’t...”
– Jason Terry doesn’t really understand how sweeps work.
Is Jason Terry preparing for farewell? - Dallas Mavericks Blog - ESPN Dallas
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