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Here's a good question:

Why does Michael Jordan’s house have 9 bedrooms, but 15 bathrooms?

Mar 1st

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700 FOLLOWERS!

Completely unexpected, and mildly undeserved. Thank you all so much! For as long as I live, I vow to fight for balls jokes in a game the has ball in the name. Follow me at @Baller_Shots. You might regret it. But probably not.

Feb 28th

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eatallthefoodz asked: Thanks for posting that reply to nbaoffseason, agree with you 100% and I normally like that blog. Tom Thibodeau just pulled a Doc Rivers from last seasons All-Star game when Doc played KG for a handful of minutes and wound up playing wade enough that he got him injured. Also gotta say I hate when Mellow does that laughing shit off.. fucks up and then laughs it off like "who gives a fuck...

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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“I can dance. But there’s a time and place for that. And I don’t think that it...”

– DERRICK ROSE HAVE MY BABY

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 26th

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Confused Milwaukee Bucks Have No Idea What To Do... →

“Um, so now what?” Bogut said, clutching the ball to prevent it from accidentally bouncing on the floor. “Man, this thing is really round. Should I be rolling it somewhere? Wow, coach is doing his angry jumping. Is he pointing at me? He is, but I definitely have shoes on this time. Oh, I think he’s signaling me to waste another timeout.”

Feb 24th

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Dr. Ruth Westheimer: What Jeremy Lin, Basketball... →

“Sex, like basketball, is a team sport. If one of you is making all the moves and the other is just lying there, you’re not going to have good sex, or even mediocre sex. You have to learn to play together and if you do, you can score repeatedly.”

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 22nd

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“But the sad nature of this Hornets season is summed up by Chris Kaman’s...”

– Oh, Hornets. You’re so… weird. And bad. Really bad. Heat, Spurs, Timberwolves get high marks in NBA midseason grades - Britt Robson - SI.com

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

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“Portland Trail Blazers Acting GM Chad Buchanan said Friday that center Greg Oden...”

– Jesus fucking christ, Greg Oden is one broken man. Greg Oden’s not even healthy enough for knee surgery | Ball Don’t Lie - Yahoo! Sports

Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Suspicious-Looking Duffel Bag Spotted On Magic... →

“The incident follows last week’s report of a large animal finding its way into the locker room, which resulted in Orlando animal control officials mistakenly tranquilizing, tagging, and releasing Hedo Turkoglu.”

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest blog of all...

Mike, as in Michael Jordan. Finally. wtfismikewearing: Happy birthday, Mike.

Feb 18th

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Feb 17th

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Feb 17th

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Feb 17th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Greatest Moments In Slam-Dunk Contest History |... →

“1994: A mysterious man named Isaiah Rider appears out of nowhere, wins the slam-dunk contest with an amazing backboard-level between-the-legs dunk, and then disappears, never to be seen again”

Feb 16th

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Can you live with this dunk contest roster? | USA... →

Steiny Mo is reporting that the four dunkers will be Iman Shumpert from New York, Chase Budinger from Houston, Paul George from Indiana, and Derrick Williams from Minnesota. While these guys don’t have any dunk contest experience, and aren’t known for their flashy dunks, a quick Youtube search shows these guys have a pretty exhaustive resume of in-game dunks. I think the fact that...

Feb 16th

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