December 2010
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Nuggets want five picks for ’Melo →
YEAH YOU GO AHEAD AND TRY THAT SON
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Brandon Roy sidelined indefinitely with "sore...
Stop. Stop right there.
No.
Fuck that. Oh, excuse me, fuck MULTIPLE PARTS of that.
a) Fuck that he’s injured for so long. That really sucks. Brandon Roy has all the tools and the talent to be a top-flight guard of this generation, and I don’t know if he’s gonna get the chance to be.
b) Sore knees? SORE KNEES? MOTHERFUCKER GET SOME X-RAYS! Go see a fucking doctor! Because I...
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Kobe Bryant calling out the Lakers is like Baron...
Motherfucker, you are a part of the problem!
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Game Thoughts
Sorry for the lack of updates. No 3G in that mug.
I was about to scorch Kyle Korver, bit he made one crucial 3 late in the game to put it out of reach and set that arena ablaze. I’ll let it slide, Ky-Ky.
Everything you’ve heard about Rose’s questionable D is true. Keyon Dooling just blew past him. I give Derrick credit for still having hustle enough to try and run and disrupt...
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First Quarter Observations
Andrew Bogut is mad weak tonight. No strength, bricklaying, shooting way too early.
Kurt Thomas has already botched like four rebound attempts.
Everybody has been good on offense for the Bulls, and passing the ball around nicely.
Credit where credit’s due, Bucks have been playing tight man to man, and crowding the lane.
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Oh my god, someone has a Robert Parish Bulls...
The Captain himself! I’m jelly.
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Kyle Korver makes 15 shots in a row during...
…and Baby by Justin Bieber starts playing.
Can’t make this up.
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They're playing "Mighty Good Man" while showing a...
What a mighty man indeed!
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All is not well in Sacramento - Ball Don't Lie →
Tl;dr The Kings are tearing Paul Westphal apart, Lisa.
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“Sean Williams tallied 22 points, a season-high 22 rebounds and five blocks for...”
– A young, hyper-athletic big man still in the D-League when every team is bitching about the need for big men?
NBA, y u no call up?
So he was once arrested for disorderly conduct. That was over a year and a half ago motherfucker!
D-League Basketball - NBA Development League - NBA D-League
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GOING TO THE BULLS-BUCKS GAME TONIGHT!
Maybe I’ll do a little live-tweeting? Maybe some live blogging?
Either way, follow me on twitter: @ElvisRevenge. You won’t regret it.
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“I take full responsibility for this game I could not throw A rock n the Ocean...”
– Nate Robinson on twitter, revealing that “throwing a rock in the ocean” is his real KryptoNate.
Word Down indeed.
Nate Robinson (nate_robinson) on Twitter
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“I talked to my agent (Bob Myers) today and I was thinking about (the procedure),...”
– Tyreke Evans, casually damning his team to hell
Kings’ Tyreke Evans: “I may be out 3-4 months” News10.net | Sacramento, California | Sports News
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Bulls lose, Heat win. Fucking kill me.
Is it weird that I’m more upset that the Heat won? Gasol needs to get his shit together.
Why can’t basketball reflect the otherwise wonderful holiday I had?
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“No ejections, He was 10 for 10s, a lot of 20 for 20s (in shooting). Perfect from...”
– Ron Artest on Jesus Christ’s box scores…
Yes, you read that right.
(via The Basketball Jones & NBA Fanhouse)
@Suga_Shane
(via nbaoffseason)
Infinity rebounding stats? Was Dennis Rodman the messiah?
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Call me crazy, but I don't know if that trade went...
The stats of their three newest players on their debut night (Earl Clark DNP):
FGs: 6/23
3Pts: 3/11
PFs: 11
Total Points: 27
Good news is they didn’t have any turnovers really, and were very accurate from the free throw line.
But still… I mean, god damn. I thought this was an offensive upgrade, and they just made things worse.
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“I feel like I got that spark back that I feel I lost the last couple years”
– Oh really, Gilbert? Is that the same spark you use TO LIGHT YOUR GUNPOWDER?!
Gilbert Arenas: The Fourth Musketeer.
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Really? Yao Ming is the leading all-star...
Somewhere, Marc Gasol weeps.
Also, can we stop having the fans vote on who should be in the all-star game? People are dumb.
Walsh 'Very Confident' He Can Trade For 1st-Round... →
Hey, come on guys. I know he’s gullible and all, but give the poor guy a break.
It’s not like he knows what he’s doing.
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The Knicks won. I don't care what you or any ref...
Yeah the shot was late. I saw the tape.
But are you really gonna let a fucking prick like Paul Pierce get the satisfaction?
The refs should have lied and said it counted. I would love nothing more than the Cunt Twins Pierce and Garnett get shafted.
And I’m not alone when I say that.
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For everybody freakin' out about Noah's injury:...
Taj’ll take care of you, baby. Just let Taj work his magic.
Taj’s best friend Omer Asik makes a mean Turkish Turducken. It’s spicier than American Turducken.
Oh, and let’s not forget Kurt Thomas. He has an old recipe for moonshine… SEXY moonshine.
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What the fuck is people's problem with Antoine...
Motherfucker had 13 points, 6 rebounds, and 3 assists in his first basketball game in who knows how long while dealing with serious personal issues, and all you assholes can do is post a video of him missing a free throw?
Shame on you guys.
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Kyle Korver: The Magical White Boy Who Can Only... →
I’m declaring this an OFFICIAL Kyle Korver love-blog.
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My relationship with Tumblr
Oh no, Tumblr’s out!
Hey, Tumblr’s back!
Wait, what’s this?
OH FUCK NO THEY DIDN’T
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