![“Wait, so teams DON’T like alleged schizophrenics who own guns and sharks?”
Arenas came into this game two decades late. He’d be a fucking icon in the 70s. He’d also be high on blow the whole time, but it’s a give and take.
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“Wait, so teams DON’T like alleged schizophrenics who own guns and sharks?”
Arenas came into this game two decades late. He’d be a fucking icon in the 70s. He’d also be high on blow the whole time, but it’s a give and take.
[pic via The Basketball Jones]
NBA Nights will reportedly feature a broad, constantly revolving cast of characters, with weekly episodes showcasing every franchise in the league: Emeka Okafor pursues zombies in New Orleans, Andrew Bogut and Mike Dunleavy battle thawed-out vikings in Milwaukee, and Kobe and his Lakers teammates realize the entire Los Angeles crowd is a swarm of soul-eating demons.
NBA Announces Supernatural Investigation Spin-Off ‘NBA Nights’ | The Onion
Never before have I so desperately wished an Onion article was real.
Tim Duncan successfully reattaches his arm after it had fallen off. Like most 200 year-old bodies, certain limbs will begin to decompose and fall off the torso.
In all seriousness though, why does nobody ever talk about the Spurs? I never hear any analyst talk about what’s good, what’s bad, anything at all about the Spurs. It’s weird.
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That’s how strong Nate Robinson is. You could knee him in the gut and still end up the one cryin’ to your mama.
I mean, look at Gordon’s knee! Already massive discoloration.
Herp Derp Hayward strikes again!
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Former Rookie of the Year Mike Miller went off last night.
But more importantly, Mike Miller was once the Rookie of the Year. Baffling.
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Washington WiZone.
Submitted for your approval: Mr. JaVale McGee, 23, single, insane, baller. Mr. McGee graduated from Nevada a highly-touted prospect. A young man with tons of athleticism, it was expected that he would learn the game as time went along. Instead, it appears he’s regressed, along with the rest of his teammates. Former number one pick John Wall has found he’s unable to make a shot, Andray Blatche can’t stop running his mouth, and coach Flip Saunders is a grown-ass man with the name “Flip”. JaVale doesn’t why this is happening. Perhaps if he looked around, he would realize he’s in… THE WASHINGTON WIZONE.
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